A long time ago, I wrote a long, terrifying, scary and spookified creepypasta. When I wrote it, It was deleted 6 min later by LOLSKELETONS who deleted it for "lol this is so fuckin gay". I was outraged, I ripped all my wallpaper off my walls and broke windows in my house. I instantly got on my bicycle and rode down the street to the airport. I took a plane to Creepypasta Land, Where LOLSKELETONS sits on his throne in the kingdom on Creepypasta. After about 2 hours into flight the plane ran out of gas and crashed into a small cottage house. Looking at the address I noticed that it was LOLSKELETONS' House! I ran inside to confront him when a skeleton popped out and made me jump, fall down the stairs, crash into the basement and land into a rope trap with a note inside that said "NOOBS WILL BE ELIMINATED". I cut the rope with my knife and picked up a Pump Shotgun on the floor and loaded bullets into it. I looked around the room and started creeping upstairs. I went into the kitchen and found a portal to his talk page, a freezer full of pig meat, and some spare bones on the ground. I went to take a picture of the portal when LOL himself came up and crushed my skull. LOL threw me out to the curb where my face slid across the pavement and I got ran over by a bus. I blacked out. Although I hadn't seen him myself, He changed the delete to "nvm this is REALLY fucking gay". Every time I rewrite it, I get a 3 day block. But one day I WILL GET THAT PASTA ON THAT SITE! IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!!!